Friday is always a special day for a software engineer. And there are obvious reasons for this.
Coming of Friday marks the beginning for a lot of things. Let me enlighten you on this one by one.
1)For many, especially bachelors it marks the beginning of two day celebration (Counting Friday night and Saturday night) of booze commonly known as DAARU PARTY. They try to make maximum out of these two days as far as tryst with alcohol is concerned. It is a great opportunity to replenish the alcohol (MADIRA-Made famous by Harivansh Rai Bacchan) content of body, so that we can have a state of bliss for rest part of the coming week. It also gives you the much necessary state of mind to deal with crap(can be debated) work that one does sitting behind the computer and turn a deaf ear towards managers irritating hymns and loathes ( It’s a fact, no debates)
2)For many (you can include me too) it’s a day which starts with the optimism of getting a chance to check out hot babes in office. Witnessing the transformation of same aunty types into real damsels on Friday is a spectacular phenomenon.
3)The whole joy of Friday rockets to all together another world if it also happens to be a salary day. You just feel so happy and strong from inside, it appears as if you just had a shot of some super powerful steroid.
4)The story is little different for married guys. But certainly it’s not bad. They get much needed time to spend with their better half and experiences bliss. Fine dinner coupled with movies add to the enjoyment (pardon me if this point does not have some masala things. My lovely wife also reads this blog).
5)In the above points I said a lot about the boys so it will be injustice to them if I do not mention anything about girls. My secret wish of spending a day with girl invisibly (do not let your imaginations fly) just to observe her behaviors’ and actions has not been fulfilled yet. So I do not really much about them. Whatever I write from here onwards is just fiction.
6)Girls especially the smart ones might spend the weekends deciding on the list of boyfriends they have to date. And if they really do it, mind it my friends it must be one hell of a task. Many factors influence this selection process. I guess a boy can be removed from the list color of his teeth does not match with the color of her bangles. Boys with potential of sponsoring movies and exclusive dinners have rather high chances of being on the list.
7)Growth of Indian economy depends on the number of consumers the quantity of consumption. Consumption on weekends (buying of dress or other things are included in this) is the major contributor and guess who tops the list. No points for guessing, it’s the women.
I guess I will have to stop here as you all will be waiting to accomplish either any one of the above or something else. Whatever it is ENJOY your weekend.
Keep pouring your ideas. So see you on Monday
Coming of Friday marks the beginning for a lot of things. Let me enlighten you on this one by one.
1)For many, especially bachelors it marks the beginning of two day celebration (Counting Friday night and Saturday night) of booze commonly known as DAARU PARTY. They try to make maximum out of these two days as far as tryst with alcohol is concerned. It is a great opportunity to replenish the alcohol (MADIRA-Made famous by Harivansh Rai Bacchan) content of body, so that we can have a state of bliss for rest part of the coming week. It also gives you the much necessary state of mind to deal with crap(can be debated) work that one does sitting behind the computer and turn a deaf ear towards managers irritating hymns and loathes ( It’s a fact, no debates)
2)For many (you can include me too) it’s a day which starts with the optimism of getting a chance to check out hot babes in office. Witnessing the transformation of same aunty types into real damsels on Friday is a spectacular phenomenon.
3)The whole joy of Friday rockets to all together another world if it also happens to be a salary day. You just feel so happy and strong from inside, it appears as if you just had a shot of some super powerful steroid.
4)The story is little different for married guys. But certainly it’s not bad. They get much needed time to spend with their better half and experiences bliss. Fine dinner coupled with movies add to the enjoyment (pardon me if this point does not have some masala things. My lovely wife also reads this blog).
5)In the above points I said a lot about the boys so it will be injustice to them if I do not mention anything about girls. My secret wish of spending a day with girl invisibly (do not let your imaginations fly) just to observe her behaviors’ and actions has not been fulfilled yet. So I do not really much about them. Whatever I write from here onwards is just fiction.
6)Girls especially the smart ones might spend the weekends deciding on the list of boyfriends they have to date. And if they really do it, mind it my friends it must be one hell of a task. Many factors influence this selection process. I guess a boy can be removed from the list color of his teeth does not match with the color of her bangles. Boys with potential of sponsoring movies and exclusive dinners have rather high chances of being on the list.
7)Growth of Indian economy depends on the number of consumers the quantity of consumption. Consumption on weekends (buying of dress or other things are included in this) is the major contributor and guess who tops the list. No points for guessing, it’s the women.
I guess I will have to stop here as you all will be waiting to accomplish either any one of the above or something else. Whatever it is ENJOY your weekend.
Keep pouring your ideas. So see you on Monday
Now thats a Great Article!
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work :)
Awesome !! Fantabolous ...You should have mentioned Lakdi ka pul too :)
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Vikash
Nice Article Bro...Good that you have again started blogging
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